I want to take this moment to thank Lonzo Ball and Kyle Kuzma for giving us things to talk about this offseason, because I already miss the NBA.
These two have been at it for the longest, taking playful shots at each other, but Lonzo said, ‘enough’! He did what only a part-time rapper would do: dropped a diss track. To his own teammate.
So that got me thinking: Who are some other players around the league that we need diss tracks from?
No. 1: I need Russell Westbrook dissing the entire Utah Jazz team. And their fans. If I had to guess, I’d say he would be talking about how Ricky Rubio can’t score on him, and he’d probably reveal what he said to that fan that he almost put the paws on.
Next: LeBron James dissing Dan Gilbert. What better way to announce you’re leaving Cleveland again than putting it in a song and blaming the owner you’ve had beef with for years now?
Lastly: We have to get Joel Embiid on a song dissing Bryan Colangelo. First of all, everything Embiid does is already hilarious, this would be next level trolling. Colangelo would never hear the end of it about burner accounts. It would the best time to be on social media, to be honest.
Who else would we need diss tracks from? Am I missing any good ones?
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